Investing in my infrastructure for poker profit payoff

Is that enough alliteration for one title or what?

Yes, boys and girls, I have purchased a new laptop. One that should have no trouble running a HUD. My microstakes villains are all in trouble now! My 2005 model will be recycled back into the world of non-poker, where it might actually be sufficient to its tasks.

That cold chill you just felt was Hell freezing over.
M